After many wonderful years, this website has decided to hang up its digital boots and move to a quiet server farm upstate.
It will spend its days reminiscing about all the great clicks and page views it shared with you. Thank you for everything!
This website will self-destruct in 3... 2... 1...
So long, and thanks for all the clicks!
We need to talk. This isn't easy to say, but... it's not you, it's us. We just need some space. A lot of space. The whole internet, actually.
Our journey together has been wonderful, but all good things must come to an end. We're going to pursue other passions, like becoming a static placeholder and learning to enjoy not having any server load.
We'll always remember the good times. We wish you the very best in your future browsing.
Sincerely,
ui.audiencemanager.de
This website has finally saved up enough to go on a permanent vacation. It's currently sipping a tropical drink and has left the "office" forever.
We thank you for all your support and hope you also find your perfect beach someday.
This website has officially retired. No more updates, no more bugs, no more stress.
It's time to master the art of doing absolutely nothing. Enjoy your endless weekend!
This website has been promoted to the role of "Professional Relaxer." It has worked hard for many years and is now enjoying a life of zero server load and infinite downtime.
We'll miss you, but we hear the pay is great for this new role.
This website has decided to join the ranks of the happily unemployed. It's going to spend its days napping and not answering any emails.
Don't worry, it's not you, it's the joy of having no boss.
This website has packed its bags and gone completely off-grid. It's now living a quiet life in a digital cabin with no internet access.
It was great while it lasted, but nature calls. Or, in this case, a complete lack of code.